The Original Adam Garcia

Vi Wants Her Tape Back

Vi talks on the phone to her dad back home in New Jersey, and he asks how the music biz is going. She realizes that Kevin still has her demo tape, so she goes back to the Figi Mermaid Club where Kevin is working. She walks into the kitchen where Kev and a co-worker are jamming to the music on the sound system/radio.

Vi:        I want my tape.

Kev:      I had a feeling you’d be back this evening.

[His boss says, “No dates in the kitchen, O’Donnell.”]

Vi:        (to the boss) I’m not staying, I…I just want my tape…please.

[Kev hands her the tape]

Vi:        Thanks.  Bye bye. (she walks away)

Kev:      Did you really write all those songs?

Vi:        (turning back to him, somewhat accusingly)  You listened to my tape?

Kev:      No, of course not…I mean, that would be an invasion of privacy. (He turns and sings into his spatula) ‘Baby, you’re the right kind of wrong’

Vi:        Go ahead. Laugh it up, ‘cuz there’s nothing you can say that’s gonna bother me.

Kev:      I’m just trying to tell you I like your music...I mean, do you always take compliments so well?

Vi:        I gotta go.

Kev:      Wait! …Uh, I wanna see ya again—where’re you working?

Vi:        I’m a coyote.

Kev:      Good. And…what the hell is that?

Vi:        If you wanna see me again, you’ll figure it out. (She leaves)

[Kev turns to his boss, shrugs his shoulders and asks, “is that good?” And his boss slaps him five and shakes his head affirmatively]