The Original Adam Garcia


Violet Lets Kevin Down

 

It’s ladies night at Coyote Ugly, and the women customers apparently liberate themselves of their bras and get up on the bar to dance with the Coyotes, again much to the delight of the male customers. Two fraternity boys are gaping in amazement, quite drunk but still incredulous at what they’re seeing. One yells out, “Is this the best party you’ve ever been to or what?”  It’s very crowded, and Violet, not dancing on the bar, has told Lil she can only stay two hours (this is the night that she’s supposed to sing in the club for Kevin and some important music people). It’s close to the time she needs to leave.

 

Lil:       What’re you doin’?

Vi:        Gotta go! It’s half past…can you have Lou call me a cab?

Lil:       Listen Jersey, you’re not going anywhere…not tonight…this place is out of control!

Vi:        Lil, I told you, I’m only workin’ two hours tonight ‘cuz I gotta sing…

Lil:       (interrupting) Sing? (she nods at the crowd)  Sing for them! These people dragged their asses out here to see us—this is New York and there’s a line halfway around the block—that’s something Jersey, whether you believe it or not!

Vi:        (defiantly) And if I don’t?

Lil:       If you were going, you woulda left by now.

 

The scene cuts to The Elbow Room, where Kevin anxiously looks at his watch. It’s about 10:30 p.m. He phones Vi at Coyote Ugly.

 

Kev:      Where are you???

Vi:        Lil won’t let me go!

Kev:      Violet, just walk out! She doesn’t own you…you can still make it here!

Vi:        I…I’m sorry. I’ll call you tomorrow.

Kev:      Tomorrow?! Violet!

She hangs up. Kevin walks away from the phone, where one of the music people confronts him.

 

Richie:  What’s the story?

Kev:      The story is, she’s not coming.

Richie: So what am I supposed to do, Kevin? I have a whole spot to fill!

Kev:      I’m sorry…Richie, I made a mistake.

Richie:  This doesn’t change anything with us, Kevin! A deal’s a deal, am I right?

 

Apparently, the deal was if Violet was a no-show, Kevin has to surrender his prized Spider Man comic book to Richie. With a look of pain on his face, Kevin thrusts the comic book into Richies waiting hands. He angrily walks past Richie, and the scene cuts again to Coyote Ugly bar.

 

Vi/Jersey is singing karaoke on the bartop. A drunk patron, a regular, crawls up with her. She tells him “You’re not supposed to be up here, Zack!” He begins to fondle her and she tries to keep his hands off her hips. Kevin comes into the bar after Violet failed to show for her audition for the music and sees Vi on the bar dancing with the drunken Zack. He lunges toward the bar to pull Zack off, and starts hitting him with his fists. Zack is no match for the raging Kevin, and Kevin throws him into the jukebox, stopping the music. Vi screams at Kevin to stop, but he continues to hit Zack.

 

Vi:        (yelling over the noise) Kevin, Zack’s a regular, just having fun!

Kev:      (yelling back, still hitting Zack) Having fun with my girlfriend?!

Lil :      Lou, get ’im out of here!!!

Lou:      (dragging Kevin away from Zack) Let’s go chill outside, or I’m calling the cops! Outta my way! Move! Get out, outta here! (he throws him out the door)

Lil:       (calling to the crowd, trying to calm them down)  Hey everybody, free drinks on the house—I’ll pay…get up here!

 

[Vi follows Kevin outside]